故事发生在一个宁静的小镇里，德斯特（约瑟夫·梅泽罗 Joseph Mazzello 饰）和艾瑞克（布拉德·兰弗洛 Brad Renfro 饰）是一对毗邻而居的同龄人。一场医疗事故打破了德斯特的平静生活，由于医疗设备的污染，德斯特在输血的过程中感染了可怕的艾滋病。尽管不幸从天而降，并非谁的过错，但德斯特一家还是遭到了居民们的孤立和排挤。                                                                      　　在大家眼里，艾瑞克是一个让人头疼的孩子，性格孤僻的他似乎和谁都处不好关系。某一日，隔着一道竹篱笆，艾瑞克和德斯特相遇了。性情相似的两人很快就结为了好友，艾瑞克想方设法的想要治好德斯特的病，在诸多治疗都以失败告终之后，艾瑞克毅然决然的带着德斯特踏上了求医之旅。

　　一个名叫Stella的年轻女子被*迫在“自我”的吸血鬼Edward和“好色”的狼人Jacob间选择。哪个男孩能满足Stella更亲密的需求得到演出。期盼大量的笑话，不适合年轻的Taylor Lautner影迷。
　　A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
　　Raunchy hilarity ensues when Bella's life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of bloodsucking newborns, and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save Bella's life.
　　The love triangle of mortals, vampires and werewolves must be cast aside when the beloved Bella is in danger. Again. This time a gang of bloodsucking newborns threatens her life, and the two loves of her life are forced to put their differences aside to save her. Again.
　　From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga”: “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Raunchy hilarity ensures when Bella’s life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of blood sucking newborns and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save her life ?From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga"

　　弗兰西斯卡（简妮特·比德曼 Jeanette Biedermann 饰）以一项独特的工作为生，专门协助已婚女性考验丈夫是否忠诚。由于她自己性感迷人，已婚男人屡次掉入她设下的陷阱。弗兰西斯卡坚信男人百分之百都是不可信赖的，因为她曾经有一个令人痛苦的经历——她深爱的男友突然成了别人的新郎。然而，出现了一个与众不同的新目标，不论她采取何种手段都无法引起他的兴趣。弗兰西斯卡一直坚持不懈地制造各种偶遇，但她越来越感到力不从心，她的工作面临前所未有的阻力。与此同时，她发现自己竟然悄悄地爱上了这位有趣的已婚男人。
　　这个故事探讨了工作和个人情感之间的矛盾。弗兰西斯卡在追求她的职业目标的同时，也在心底埋下了感情的种子。她被自己过去的痛苦经历影响着，但与新目标的互动让她开始重新思考她对男人的看法。随着感情的发展，她发现自己陷入了一场内心的战争，需要面对工作和个人生活的选择。

在美国某个乡村工厂做工的捷克移民塞尔玛（比约克）天性善良，因患有先天性疾病，她的视线正日趋模糊。为了不让遗传了该病的儿子也将宿命继承，塞尔玛每日做工都很辛苦，不知情的好友兼同事林达（凯萨琳•丹妮芙）因心疼而好言相劝时，她总是报一微笑，因为她还有另一个纯粹属于音乐的世界，其间的美好与安静，足以抵挡现实的心酸与艰难。                                                                      　　令她欣慰的是，在眼睛要彻底变瞎之前，基本筹齐了儿子手术所需的费用，然而就在此时，意外发生，她的命运被加速推向复杂悲惨的境地。

　　Petty Officer Michael Davis (Jeremy Davis) is the newbie to SEAL Team VI, but after his first mission the young soldier is weathered beyond hid years. His first assignment as for the elite black ops squad is as Communications Officer for the micro ground assault team that enabled surgical aerial assaults of strategic targets in Iraq, priming allied forces for the what is now known as Operation Desert Storm. The honor of being part of the special forces unit is enriched by the fact that he is invited into the unit lead by the best, Master Chief Devon Mackefy (Ken Gamble).
　　The team, having just returned from one mission, is called into duty once again, because “Mac is the best”. Feeling the pull of the call, and given no option by the powers that be, our heroes go into the thick of it with the usual disadvantages - tired, short by one man and in need of gearing up in the weapons department; all with their invisibility being paramount.
　　The team is rounded out by Petty Officer Williams (Kristoffer Garrison), Petty Officer Sanchez (Neta De Paula) and Chief Petty Officer Roberts (Zach McGowan). The team’s only contact ii Iraqi is Jamal (Amol Shah), a Kurd who has lost his family to the war and now helps the U.S. in these isolated covert operations. Their sole mission: mark aerial targets, avoid capture and stay alive for four days. But the enemy is in every direction. Tensions are high since Davis is untested in the field and Mac is distracted by a recent personal loss. All these complications threaten the success of the mission, as well as the team’s survival.

在印度的一个中产阶级家庭中，父亲事业有成，母亲热爱跳舞，女儿为性少数群体奋斗，儿子陷入爱河，准备订婚。但在一次节日舞会上，母亲是同性恋的秘密公之于众。知道母亲秘密的一家人该何去何从？儿子的订婚宴又是否会顺利进行？微博@亿万同人字幕分享

　　二战期间，一支战机小队遭遇德机偷袭，飞行员大卫迫降德占机场，发现德军计划向民众投放超级炸弹。眼看装载弹头的战斗机已经起飞，大卫和战友们孤注一掷，誓要阻止这个邪恶计划。

　　在经过第一部《突袭贝鲁特》之后，麦克少校萌生了隐退的念头，但每当电视里播出恐怖分子残害无辜美国民众的画面，麦克少校就无法抑制心中的怒火，终于他接受了逮捕大毒枭兼恐怖分子的危险任务，再次组建了一支特种精英部队披上战衣。

　　身怀绝技、武功高强的凯西·伯曼（斯科特·阿金 Scott Adkins 饰）即将和他最爱的女子奈美子（肘井美佳 饰）步入婚姻殿堂，并迎来属于他们的爱情结晶。某晚，凯西外出购物，而独自在家的奈美子却被入侵者残忍杀害。压抑不住心底的愤懑与悲伤，凯西放纵怒火的喷薄。在此之后，他洗却前尘，背着行囊来到故交中原（小杉健 饰）位于泰国的古贺道场修行，但是丧妻之痛令这个孔武男子无法控制自己的情绪，有如随时暴走的猛兽。某日，道场一位道友被人杀害，而凶手作案手法与杀害奈美子的凶手如出一辙。从中原口中得知，这一切可能正与当年和道场多有瓜葛、而如今成为金三角一代黑帮头目的五郎（菅田俊 饰）所为。
　　背负着深仇大恨，凯西再度上路……

　　顾名思义将分析吐槽多年来好莱坞影视里的各种套路，比如坏人的设定(总有迷惑台词)、床戏怎么拍(镜头切到门外风雨)、表现人物吃惊必有喷饮料、威廉尖叫、遇事不决蒙太奇……罗伯·劳主持，安德鲁·加菲尔德、安迪·麦克道威尔、弗洛伦丝·皮尤、马克·斯特朗、理查德·E·格兰特、桑吉夫·巴哈斯卡、卢卡斯兄弟等人担任嘉宾，cue到的包括《泰坦尼克号》《阿甘正传》《独立日》《沉默的羔羊》等不少经典名片。